The following, unless otherwise noted, were “vanned off” American tracks this weekend.

Friday:
6-year-old South West Target, Delta Downs, race 1
3-year-old Business Venture, Golden Gate Fields, race 2
3-year-old Keystone Belle, Mountaineer, race 6 (bled)
4-year-old Despinas Desire, Mountaineer, race 7
6-year-old Ready for Flight, Thistledown, race 7 (broke down)

Saturday:
5-year-old Sin Freno, Calder, race 5 (broke down)
5-year-old Kelyo, Charles Town, race 1
5-year-old My Cousin Eddie, Finger Lakes, race 2
3-year-old Magestick Tomahawk, Finger Lakes, race 3
6-year-old Irish Lady, Finger Lakes, race 7
4-year-old Mikes Fast Dash, Lone Star, race 3 (“went wrong, fell,” DNF)
3-year-old Royal Snoqualimie, Los Alamitos, race 8
11-year-old Meadow Vespers, Thistledown, race 1 (bled)
5-year-old Lucky Leslie, Thistledown, race 3 (“pulled up lame”)
4-year-old Princess Zaneta, Thistledown, race 3 (bled)
4-year-old Mr Corona Blue (after winning), Turf Paradise, race 1
3-year-old Halo’s Iron Loop, Zia, race 9

Sunday:
2-year-old Enhanced (1st career start), Churchill Downs, race 1
6-year-old Music Conductor, Thistledown, race 6
2-year-old Fonzerelli, Zia, race 7

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The following perished on Long Island yesterday – Belmont’s 30th, 31st, and 32nd victims of the year:

9-year-old Hewitts, “euthanized after suffering a fracture to his right femur after unseating his exercise rider on the pony track and hitting stationary object.”

2-year-old Polecat, “euthanized after suffering a fracture to his left front leg while breezing on the main track.”

2-year-old Poppo, “suffered a fracture to his right front leg while breezing on the main track…euthanized on the track.”

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“There is a frog in South America whose venom is a cure
For all the suffering that mankind must endure
More powerful than morphine and soothing as the rain
A frog in South America has the antidote for pain”

(Paul Simon, “Senorita With a Necklace of Tears”)

We’ve long known that bad trainers will inject practically any substance to make their horses move faster. Cobra venom, cocaine, Viagra, yes, but last year, a new dope du jour surfaced in at least four states – pharmaceutical name, dermorphin, but owing to its amphibian origin, “frog juice” will suffice.

Here’s the thing, though, this Class 1 drug is 40 times more powerful than morphine. 40 times. So, not only does it (obviously) obliterate pain, but as Oklahoma State professor of pharmacology Craig Stevens tells The New York Times (6/19/12), it also causes the horse to “have feelings of excitation and euphoria.” Numb and rabid, exactly what you want in an animal whip-forced to run at breakneck speed.

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On a single day in May 2012, 8 New Mexico Quarter Horses tested positive for dermorphin after running trial heats for the lucrative All American Futurity. In Louisiana, 11 horses (from 9 different trainers). Oklahoma, 15. And in Nebraska, trainer Kim Veerhusen was suspended for doping his befittingly named Cheatin Cowboy with the opioid.

Jeffrey Heath Reed was one of the naughty New Mexicans. But while awaiting a second-lab verification, he was allowed to continue racing. Three months later, two of his charges broke down and died competing in another round of Futurity heats. One, 2-year-old Jess a Zoomin, was among the frog-juiced in May. Reed’s suspension at last arrived that fall. For this miscreant masquerading as a professional, the final count included four dermorphin positives (a fifth, Jess a Zoomin’s, was dismissed on a technicality) and two for the anabolic steroid stanozolol.

The picture below was snapped after Reed was suspended. He holds a koozie from “Racing Free,” an organization committed to eliminating illegal doping. Wow.

photo credit: Paulick Report
photo credit: Paulick Report

The following, unless otherwise noted, were “vanned off” American tracks this week.

Monday:
4-year-old Alert Warrior, Parx, race 2 (“took several bad steps while in apparent distress…ran loose before being captured and was vanned off”)
4-year-old South Beach Queen, Parx, race 9 (“pulled up in apparent distress…and was vanned off”)
5-year-old Mona’s Thunder, Suffolk Downs, race 3
4-year-old Czar Rd, Zia Park, race 1

Tuesday:
3-year-old Fruitful Labour, Mountaineer, race 6

Wednesday:
7-year-old Toppers Way, Albuquerque, race 6 (“pulled up in distress…and was vanned off”)
3-year-old Patriot’s Jewel, Belmont, race 6
3-year-old Sonic Dancer, Keeneland, race 6 (confirmed dead)
4-year-old Horseshoe Lake, Laurel Park, race 9
10-year-old Castle Pines (84th career start), Portland Meadows, race 8
4-year-old Jamakagoodsense, Remington Park, race 1 (not vanned off but “pulled up..in apparent distress”)
4-year-old Exaltado, Remington Park, race 9 (“broke down leaving far turn, euthanized”)
3-year-old La Guerre, Thistledown, race 1 (not vanned off but “bled”)

Thursday:
3-year-old Lunar Impulse, Delta Downs, race 6
6-year-old Cc Jo Jos Leaving, Lone Star Park, race 1 (not vanned off but “bled”)

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3-year-old Sonic Dancer died yesterday afternoon at Keeneland. In race 6, the colt snapped his right leg and threw jockey Calvin Borel in the process. Because the stricken Borel was in harm’s way, the race was stopped, declared a no-contest. Mr. Borel appears to be fine (relative to the horse, that is). According to the DRF’s Byron King, the broken Sonic Dancer ran, presumably on adrenaline, “for a couple furlongs after unseating Borel.” Imagine that.

The death in Kentucky would have passed unnoticed if not for the dinged up Hall of Famer. There exists no chart, no video, and nothing on the Keeneland website save for an update on Borel’s condition. In fact, the DRF article doesn’t mention the kill until the second-to-last sentence.

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A tweet from the jockey’s wife says, “Prayers to the connections of the fallen horse, and thanks to God above for keeping Boo from further harm today.” Apparently, God was too busy to also protect Sonic Dancer, but I’m sure if we pray hard enough, his “connections” will overcome their grief.